KEMPTVILLE - The feisty Lanark
Landowners Association has turned its defiant sales of "illegal"
beef into a business bonanza.
So far this year, the LLA claims to
have sold upwards of 80,000 lb. of so-called illegal beef – including
the latest 5,000 lb. that sold out at Kemptville Oct. 29 right in front of
a meat inspection office.
Their marketing is a spin-off of
highly creative demonstrations across the valley. Before sunrise,
association president Randy Hillier and the boys piled hay bales against
the doors of the Ministry of Natural Resources regional office in
Kemptville. Then they parked tractors in front of the hay. Hillier
orchestrated the demonstration in the dark as four police officers
arrived. He immediately barked orders into a walkie-talkie. "Okay,
boys. You’ve only got a few minutes. Get the hay up."
After a short shouting match with
police, the officers retreated. Meanwhile, tractors rolled in for back up.
Hillier and police officers then negotiated a peace treaty as an LLA
member drove a Budget rent-a-truck up to the back door with 5,000 pounds
of beef.
By 9 a.m., two hours later, they had
turned the government parking lot into a festive farmers market, selling
beef, cheese and eggs. A pot bubbled with hot coffee and a table was set
up to sell T-shirts. The microphone on the hay wagon was for Hillier.
"They’re trying to shut down
farmers," Hillier told the more than 60 people, who lined up for the
sale. "So, we thought we’d give them some of their own medicine. We
thought we’d close them down for a day."
The beef was sold-out long before
noon, attracting 500 buyers.
At $1.99/lb. the total revenue on
all LLA beef sales this year is at least $160,000. Hillier says the
association plans to set up a co-op of 20 to 30 beef farmers and likely
increase the price to $2.99/lb.
Individual members say the beef is
inspected and, so far, no charges of selling illegal meat have been laid.
Meantime, Hillier insists: "It’s LLA-inspected."
The LLA is committed to entrenching property rights
in the Constitution.